Martin/Molloy Pharmaceuticals
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[jackhammer noise]
Do you often wake up with a splitting headache?
Stabbing pains that make your head feel like it's about to explode?
A dull throbbing sensation that's...oh for god's sake, can you take that
outside? 

Construction worker: Sorry.

At last, relief is at hand, thanks to a new breakthrough from Martin/Molloy
pharmaceuticals!
New Panametabusatylafynasupracetametaparabycarohynabolafetanarasudacodanyquafed.
With added Nylacodipnaquolmesaventahodeinezantal-50. And a new Anti-quasting 
syftafed formula with hypo-siding paramucabol and ribonasalhyftaminebafuquistol-
navinghybohybogiveitawaynowgiveitawaynow-5. Ask for it by name.

[Pharmacy]
Pharmacist: Can I help you sir?
Customer: Yeah, have you got any of that new Panametabucatyla...bula...fyna...supra...
	  uhh...

It's the pain reliever with the name that takes so long to pronounce, by the time
you've said it, your symptoms will probably have buggered off down the pub.

[meanwhile at the pharmacy...]
Customer:...byca...uhh...bola...uhhff...uhh...

For the temporary relief of pain associated with headache, toothache, rheumatism, and 
listening to Peter Costello.

[still at the pharmacy...]
Customer:...with...uhh...added nyla...uhhh...codypna...uhh...

Just say twice every four hours and not more than eight times within a 24-hour period.
Pregnant women, please consult a doctor before pronouncing.

[still at the pharmacy!]
Customer:...venta...hodeine...oh for **** sake, forget it. Hey, I feel great! Thank
	 you, new Panametabuca...tyla...uhh...

New Panametabusatylafynasupracetametaparabycarohynabolafetanarasudacodanyquafed.
With added Nylacodipnaquolmesaventahodeinezantal-50. And a new Anti-quasting 
syftafed formula with hypo-siding paramucabol and ribonasalhyftaminebafuquistol-
navinghybohybogiveitawaynowgiveitawaynow-5. May cause drowsiness, and if name 
persists, discontinue immediately.